Good news: Bill de Blasio has finally enlightened us all on how many genders there are.
As Robert Gehl of The Federalist Papers writes; Baskin Robbins ain’t got nothing on New York City.
The ice cream shop boasts 31 flavors, but New York City’s got 31 genders. As part of its non-discrimination policy, the city’s Commission on Human Rights released a list of different genders that businesses must accommodate or risk a six-figure fine, The Daily Caller is reporting.
Along with the package comes the requirement that you identify someone using their preferred pronouns. Among these include pronouns such as “ze, xir, xem, hir,” and literally thousands others.
Use the wrong pronoun and you could up poop creek without a paddle.
So you’re probably wondering what these 31 different genders are – and not surprisingly, 29 of them have never appeared on a birth certificate before. Here’s the list.
- Femme Queen
- Gender Bender
- Trans Person
- Third Sex
- Gender Fluid
- Non-Binary Transgender
- Gender Bender
- Person of Transgender Experience
Ironically, the belief that there are “only” 31 different genders would still be considered bigoted by Tumblr standards.
And yes – woman and man really didn’t make it onto the list until being listed 17th and 18th. You’d think the genders that 99.7 percent of people identify as (and objectively are) would make the top of the list.
Liberals are free to think reality is optional – but those of us living in the real world shouldn’t have to pay the price for their insanity.
[Note: This post was authored by The Analytical Economist]