Call it divine justice or the next remake of “Dumb and Dumber,” but two suicide bombers blew themselves up after putting on their explosive vests and getting into a fight.
According to witnesses, the rocket scientists in Pakistan, who were believed to have been wearing suicide vests, were sitting on a bench engaged in discussion before their deaths.
I can only assume it was something like “who’s on first?”
Or maybe they were fighting over who got first dibs on the virgins. In any event, they had a very big “oops” moment.
The Daily Mail says following the blast, emergency services were called to the scene and the area was cordoned off.
Sargodha Saqib Manan from the Sargodha district police office suggested divine intervention may have saved the city from a big loss, according to ARY News.
The men’s bodies were taken to Sargodha’s District Headquarters Hospital and their homes in Sargodha and Kushab were raided,Breaking News Pakistan reported.
Several suspects were arrested.
This may tie for stupidity with the ISIS guy who tweeted a selfie, which revealed his location to our boys in the Air Force who dropped a little present on his head 22 hours later.
And we’ll leave you with this oldie but goodie of some ISIS guys demonstrating their artillery skills.
Translation: “Yeah man, this is such a sick gun, we’re gonna kill so many infid-DAMN.”