Divine justice? ISIS executioner found beheaded with cigarette in his mouth

There’s no proof the ISIS anti-smoking league was behind this, but there’s something rather schadenfreude-isn about the untimely death of the ISIS chief executioner.

According to International Business Times, “the body of the Egyptian man, known to be the deputy emir of the feared al-Hesbah (or Hisbah) force in the eastern province of Deir al-Zor, was recovered near a power plant in al-Mayadeen city, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.”

“The corpse showed signs of torture and carried the message “This is evil, you Sheikh” written on it. The severed head also had a cigarette in its mouth. It is unclear who carried out the decapitation but the message was obvious.”

It’s not exactly sure what the messenger thought was particularly evil — was it beheadings in general or just cigarettes? International Business Times says ISIS has a strict ban on smoking, calling it a “slow suicide” and demands that “every smoker should be aware that with every cigarette he smokes in a state of trance and vanity is disobeying God.”

But lest you think ISIS and the liberal anti-smoking lobby in the U.S. are in agreement, ISIS also bars the use of drugs and alcohol. Of course, there’s still fun to be had with young girls, who are traded like baseball cards for sex and summarily executed if they refuse.

Nonetheless, It’s heartening to know there’s one less cigarette-smoking monster on our planet today.

23 COMMENTS

  1. If they rape an murder all the women and children, where will the 72 virgins come from when they martyr themselves?

  2. What didn’t the Chantix work??? An too think New Yorkers thought Bloomberg & Cuomo were hard on smokers… But getting back to reality this turd got what he deserved his violent life came to a violent end.

  3. The Earth is a better place without him, I’m sure. We should leave a Knights Templar cross or a Star Of David, just to mess with the other executioner’s heads. Or, better yet, Porky Pig business cards: “Ee-ba-de….Who’s next folks…….?”

  4. If they beheaded him for smoking then I am all for gathering up as many cigarettes and cigars etc as we can find and start dropping them on their troops and followers. Great way to get them to kill each other! Maybe we can also drop a bunch of mini-bottles as well!

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