So Obama, Tiger Woods and Andre Agassi go into a bank…

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning Ma’am, could you please cash this check for me?”

Cashier: “It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?”

Obama: “Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am President Barack Hussein Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA!!!!”

Cashier: “Yes sir, I know who the president is, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the Dodd /Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.

Obama: “Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.”

Cashier: “I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Obama: “I order you to cash this check!”

Cashier: “Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank floor into a cup. With that shot we knew he was Tiger Woods and cashed his check. Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and lobbed such a perfect serve, the tennis ball landed in my cup without spilling my coffee. With that shot we cashed his check. So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?”

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, “Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing. I don’t have a clue what to do.”

Cashier: “Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”

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H L
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lolol

Wildman©
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No exaggeration there…

ShellyJo818
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LOL! Funny and sadly, true!

thetokentophat#
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Would of been better if he told her she could keep her plan.

DesertLady
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Would have been better if he admitted to her he’s the guy who dropped her plan.

Brian Cigol
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PERFECT!

opieofmayberry
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App rae poe!

risrvt
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Excellent!

Mike
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LOL!

Kent Griffee
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Love it!!!!!!

Wilecoyote
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That is sweet I wish he would take his own advice. . If he can’t do anything, he needs to pack up and go home.

nell
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Just go, we will pay someone to pack up and send his c&&P to him!!!!

MotherBatherick
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There could be a rally at the White House. Everyone brings an empty suitcase with a note taped to it reading “Pack Up Your Crap And Get Out”!

micke
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someone should pack up all their stuff, or it will be an empty white house, pictures and all.

Ron Coon
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Surely an accurate comparison. Dazed and confused. Havin an Obama

mshuttle
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we should coin that and make it go Viral… “Having an Obama”! LOL

RockFarmer
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Golf and Tennis require a ball and Obama has none.

Mark_Krieg
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I’m borrowing this one !!!

Leading from behind !

schnarfster
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America is not leading from behind but in fact is being led by A behind!

AL349
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Awesome!

COMMON SENSE
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Right on, Obafaker don’t have a clue what’s going in the country. Fast & Furious, Benghazi, NSA, IRS, Obamacare. He’s better off to stay away but golf club area and play 24 hrs so he can’t hurt our economy anymore.

Gran'ma
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Too true! He isn’t just foolish, he is mean-spirited.

Kevin Brown
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Thats so damn true and funny!!! I have to go take an obama!!!

Tac-tickle
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Don’t forget to wipe your Eric Holder afterwards.

Jeff Rutherford
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And don’t forget to use PLENTY of NANCY PAPER!!

MotherBatherick
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Or some very hairy Harry Reid..which he is…

Roger
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Dead on! 😉

texasken
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LOL. Brilliant!

merrysu
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Really, Michele, I’ve heard this one before. Are you taking credit for writing it today? It is funny but give credit where credit is due.

Motherof 2
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I haven’t and I enjoyed it. You need to get off of the drugs and find a hobby.

Husse!n is Evil
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LOL

gingymac4104
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I’m chuckling……

lardnk
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I’m ROFLMBO!!!!!!!

Dan Snelson
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so a gay man, a socialist and the president walk into a bar and the bartender says: what will you have Mr. President?

Dan Snelson
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So Obama, Holder and Hillary Clinton are drowning and you can only save one. So….what type of sandwich to you make?

GrumpyOF
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There are three kinds of men;
1.) The ones that learn by reading
2.) The few who learn by observation
3.) The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Roadster73
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I’m sharing this

The Truth
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I was stuck in a traffic jam yesterday, all of a sudden a man came over to my car and said: “President Obama has been taken hostage by terrorists and they are threatening to LITE him on FIRE with gasoline if we don’t give them a BILLION dollars”

I said: “How much have you collected?”

He said: “About 6 GALLONS”

Lynda Clark Suttles
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LOL!

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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time… they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left, smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor. “Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of… Read more »
Ghost Writer
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Rofl!!!!! Hahahahahaha. That is sooooo true. lol

Louise Sensabaugh
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Hahahahaha!!!!

Becky Fussell
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Hillary, Holder and Barak Hussein Obama are enjoying themselves on a luxurious yacht at sea and a monstrous storm arrives and the vessel is sinking……who survives????

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!

Louise Sensabaugh
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Yeh!

marylou45
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Lets all pray for a storm lol

MotherBatherick
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I’d like this on each of their epitaphs; Died at Sea (mostly the died part).

Patrick Wamhoff
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The truth is sometimes the funniest jokes….